So Recently we got a request from an artist (We'll name him little Johnny for the purpose of this class) who's request email was
to Lilith stating
"Hey
dawg, i can draw, level design, and skin for your mod just pm me back if you got the balls.".
Now class what in this application strikes you as...unprofessional, Lemme recap. He has just emailed Lilith hey Dawg..and followed that up with got the balls. Tisk Tisk little Johnny.
Second no no was he didn't describe his abilities at all..let's move on shall we.
Now i didn't want to turn down a good artist if he had a lapse in common sense so I informed Lilith to tell him to apply with work example to the forums under the apply to join here category. Minutes later in our Concept Art category I found his application stating=
so,
LilithBD on moddb told me i should find a thread and start showcasing for joining you guys (and gals) so ill get right to it:
- My Furaffinity (Yes, cartoon animal porn) account (yes, im a furry
) Sick art and stuff: [This link removed bacause i don't want you
kids seeing this smut lol]
- Monster sounds, I cant really do the big mean motherfuckers, just the little squirmish ones: http://www.2shared.com/file/7732836/d2be2404/MeAsAMonster.html (Sounds awesome lol)
- Mapping pics, So yeah. I have ben complimented for my skills at scenery. But i've never really made a map of my own. But very soon me and a buddy will upload our horrormap.
And ill show that one to you. (a promise, lol) Heres some VERY OLD maps: I made these maps back when i was 13, lol. Total failure!
[Maps removed for copyright purposes i guesse]
In the previous segment I highlighted words not to use when trying to put your best foot forward..my response telling him i'd like to see his work bur for future refernce some of the things you have said may be misconstrued as immature..It went like so..
Hi
BrotherGrimm, manager for the Asylum mod. First let me start off by saying thank you for applying but i want to make something clear, on this project i expect
nothing less than Maturity, Creativity and overall dedication and when you start off by applying for this project with "Hey dawg, i can draw, level
design, and skin for your mod just pm me back if you got the balls." that doesn't advertise maturity very well. Add to the fact that you
"applied" in the conept art forum as opposed to the "Apply to join the team" forum for which lilith directed you and the fact that the only
refernce you have shown me is a map You say is "crap and old"...i have really little reason to want to have you join the team. You say you can model
please describe, Lowpoly, highpoly, 3dsMAX, maya, Can you UV good, do you have examples of that? Mapping do you know scripts and entity's good? Skin are
you referring to rigging the model or UV'ing the model? How much source engine do you know? Please answer these things and we'll discuss you joining.
:).
Now I said the things all managers protecting the integrity of a project and the artists working on it, would say. But I also let him know that we're willing to review him further.
His response to this email further showed what not to do..
I can follow you in wanting clinic
circumstances.. but this gotta be something i can enjoy doing.
Not stressing out on. I Showed you what i can do! if you give me a sheet, ill skin it, if you need something drawn. ill draw it.
But youll never, NEVER, get rid of my personality.
I had to fight making his entire message Red. Now children does everyone see hwere he went wrong? Firstly can any of our foreign member translate "wanting clinic circumstances" I can only assume he's saying i am strict by asking him what he can do and respect others..let's move on.
He then followed that with "I showed you what i can do", if you refer to earlier in the lesson we pointed out he in fact did not show what he CAN do but what he has done and in his words it was FAIL. The final commented denoted hostility and overall crazy Emo'ness...i Enjoy personality, i am eccentric as it get's but his personality withstanding he is being rude and immature.
Who
wants clinic circumstanes (Whatever that's supposed to mean) What i want is what anybody would want is someone who can work professionaly and you
haven't shown me any professionalism nor examples of your work all you have shown is in your words...a crap map from when you was 13. I currently have a
group of mature and talented artists who can have fun and still show me respect so what you also shown me is i can't use you BTW what you have is not
personality it's attitude, plus you need to work on your drawing skills. thank for applying.
My being a little aggrevated not withstanding I tried to instill in him the error of his previous ways.
LOL, youre
never going to get anywhere proffesional at this rate..
Now my good mam, Go fuck yourself. As i can tell you never even looked at my post. (I believe i sufficiently viewed his garbage)
Oh, and if youre going to brag about how immature i am.. well youre wasting your time since you just cant argue with us internet bums.
No red because everything is wrong with how he acted but i have responded in like manner....
from
your emails and posts it's very obvious that the only one of us that is going do anything remotely professional is me you donkey. Next time you wanna join
a project show that your old enough that your balls have dropped. lastly maybe we would have picked you if the breadth of your artistic knowledge wasn't
cartoon animal porn...keep beatin to furries.
This Is how not to apply to join a team guys thank :) hope this was entertaining.
"Hey
dawg, i can draw, level design, and skin for your mod just pm me back if you got the balls.".
Now class what in this application strikes you as...unprofessional, Lemme recap. He has just emailed Lilith hey Dawg..and followed that up with got the balls. Tisk Tisk little Johnny.
Second no no was he didn't describe his abilities at all..let's move on shall we.
Now i didn't want to turn down a good artist if he had a lapse in common sense so I informed Lilith to tell him to apply with work example to the forums under the apply to join here category. Minutes later in our Concept Art category I found his application stating=
so,
LilithBD on moddb told me i should find a thread and start showcasing for joining you guys (and gals) so ill get right to it:
- My Furaffinity (Yes, cartoon animal porn) account (yes, im a furry
) Sick art and stuff: [This link removed bacause i don't want you
kids seeing this smut lol]
- Monster sounds, I cant really do the big mean motherfuckers, just the little squirmish ones: http://www.2shared.com/file/7732836/d2be2404/MeAsAMonster.html (Sounds awesome lol)
- Mapping pics, So yeah. I have ben complimented for my skills at scenery. But i've never really made a map of my own. But very soon me and a buddy will upload our horrormap.
And ill show that one to you. (a promise, lol) Heres some VERY OLD maps: I made these maps back when i was 13, lol. Total failure!
[Maps removed for copyright purposes i guesse]
In the previous segment I highlighted words not to use when trying to put your best foot forward..my response telling him i'd like to see his work bur for future refernce some of the things you have said may be misconstrued as immature..It went like so..
Hi
BrotherGrimm, manager for the Asylum mod. First let me start off by saying thank you for applying but i want to make something clear, on this project i expect
nothing less than Maturity, Creativity and overall dedication and when you start off by applying for this project with "Hey dawg, i can draw, level
design, and skin for your mod just pm me back if you got the balls." that doesn't advertise maturity very well. Add to the fact that you
"applied" in the conept art forum as opposed to the "Apply to join the team" forum for which lilith directed you and the fact that the only
refernce you have shown me is a map You say is "crap and old"...i have really little reason to want to have you join the team. You say you can model
please describe, Lowpoly, highpoly, 3dsMAX, maya, Can you UV good, do you have examples of that? Mapping do you know scripts and entity's good? Skin are
you referring to rigging the model or UV'ing the model? How much source engine do you know? Please answer these things and we'll discuss you joining.
:).
Now I said the things all managers protecting the integrity of a project and the artists working on it, would say. But I also let him know that we're willing to review him further.
His response to this email further showed what not to do..
I can follow you in wanting clinic
circumstances.. but this gotta be something i can enjoy doing.
Not stressing out on. I Showed you what i can do! if you give me a sheet, ill skin it, if you need something drawn. ill draw it.
But youll never, NEVER, get rid of my personality.
I had to fight making his entire message Red. Now children does everyone see hwere he went wrong? Firstly can any of our foreign member translate "wanting clinic circumstances" I can only assume he's saying i am strict by asking him what he can do and respect others..let's move on.
He then followed that with "I showed you what i can do", if you refer to earlier in the lesson we pointed out he in fact did not show what he CAN do but what he has done and in his words it was FAIL. The final commented denoted hostility and overall crazy Emo'ness...i Enjoy personality, i am eccentric as it get's but his personality withstanding he is being rude and immature.
Who
wants clinic circumstanes (Whatever that's supposed to mean) What i want is what anybody would want is someone who can work professionaly and you
haven't shown me any professionalism nor examples of your work all you have shown is in your words...a crap map from when you was 13. I currently have a
group of mature and talented artists who can have fun and still show me respect so what you also shown me is i can't use you BTW what you have is not
personality it's attitude, plus you need to work on your drawing skills. thank for applying.
My being a little aggrevated not withstanding I tried to instill in him the error of his previous ways.
LOL, youre
never going to get anywhere proffesional at this rate..
Now my good mam, Go fuck yourself. As i can tell you never even looked at my post. (I believe i sufficiently viewed his garbage)
Oh, and if youre going to brag about how immature i am.. well youre wasting your time since you just cant argue with us internet bums.
No red because everything is wrong with how he acted but i have responded in like manner....
from
your emails and posts it's very obvious that the only one of us that is going do anything remotely professional is me you donkey. Next time you wanna join
a project show that your old enough that your balls have dropped. lastly maybe we would have picked you if the breadth of your artistic knowledge wasn't
cartoon animal porn...keep beatin to furries.
This Is how not to apply to join a team guys thank :) hope this was entertaining.
...When all they see is you, You are the 
